What Makes a Movie a “Christmas Movie?”

The characters from Santa Claus is Coming to Town

I got in a discussion recently about what makes a movie a Christmas movie.  (By the way, in this post, I will use the term “movie” liberally, applying it to 22-minute short animated shorts as well as live action feature films.)  The movie in question was March of the Wooden Soldiers, starring Laurel and Hardy.  While most people don’t know who Laurel and Hardy were, I still find their shorts and features entertaining.  I’ve always considered this a Christmas movie, probably because it was shown on television around the holidays when I was a kid, no one had cable television, and you had to be home to watch these holiday favorites the one or two times a season they would be on television.

I have always considered this movie (and the sad Disney remake, Babes in Toyland, despite Annette) to be a Christmas movie.

But what about this movie makes it a Christmas movie?  Santa Claus appears for a few minutes in one scene, but the movie doesn’t revolve around a Christmas message or even a storyline remotely related to Christmas.  It features clever effects (for its time) depicting nursery rhyme characters.  The humor is light and clean — as would be expected of a movie of its vintage.  The story is uncomplicated and fun, with a happy ending.  Perhaps what makes a movie a Christmas movie is clean family entertainment, a few laughs, and a happy ending?  Is that enough to be considered a Christmas (or holiday) movie?

Is death and mayhem that happens to occur on Christmas Eve a Christmas movie?

While I like Die Hard and even the second film in the series, just because it takes place on Christmas Eve I can’t consider this a Christmas movie.  Somehow dozens if gruesome killings doesn’t seem like a family, holiday movie to me.

I never considered this a Christmas movie until my daughter watched it yesterday and claimed it is.

While You Were Sleeping is among my favorite chick flicks, but I never considered it a Christmas movie.  My daughter recently claimed that it is, and I think she is right.  It takes place at Christmas, and many of the scenes revolve around Christmas celebrations and traditions.  The ending is a bit sappy, but it ends on a high note and is generally a very family friendly film.

Frosty the Snowman takes place at Christmas, features Santa saving the day, and talks about the magic of Christmas snow.
Frosty the Snowman takes place at Christmas, features Santa saving the day, and talks about the magic of Christmas snow.

Frosty the Snowman, featuring Jimmy Durante singing the title song which he made a hit in the 1940s or 1950s, always aired during the ramp up to Christmas, so I always considered this a Christmas movie.

A Charlie Brown Christmas has a clear Christmas message.

In retrospect, these Rankin Bass Christmas movies often portray Santa as not so nice, but they are Christmastime staples at our house — and probably yours.  Is any movie with Santa Claus a Christmas movie?  Rudolph has to be considered a Christmas classic; most of your favorite versions of many holiday songs are the Burl Ives version from this movie.

This version of A Christmas Carol is arguable the best adaptation of the Dickens Classic.

And of course, there have been many versions of A Christmas Carol.  It think it would be hard to argue that this is not a Christmas movie.  If you haven’t seen this version, you are missing out.

This version of A Christmas Carol is not as good as the Alistair Sim version, but it's still quite good.
Patrick Stewart is a terrific actor, and he makes this a solid version of A Christmas Carol.

The Patrick Stewart version is quite good — and his radio adaptation of him reading the story is worth the money as well.

Holiday Inn debuted the classic song, "White Christmas."
Holiday Inn debuted the classic song, "White Christmas."

Holiday Inn takes place across a full year of holidays, but it debuted the song “White Christmas,” and the movie’s finale takes place on Christmas Eve with Bing reprising the song and winning the girl.  While largely overshadowed by its big budget, VistaVision follow-on, this is a terrific movie to watch at Christmastime.

White Christmas is an excellent movie that takes place at Christmas and involves a Christmas present for Bing and Danny's general after WWII.

Though most of the dancing and singing sequences have little to do with Christmas, the basic plot that Bing and Danny pull together a nice Christmas present for their former commanding general is both fun, heartwarming, and tear jerking.  All of us former military folks aspire to that level of loyalty and respect; few achieve it.

Going My Way has a tear jerking ending on Christmas Eve.
Going My Way has a tear jerking ending on Christmas Eve.

If you don’t have to brush away a tear at the end of this movie, you are pretty callous.  I don’t know if this is a Christmas movie, per se, but it ends at Christmas and has a warm feel throughout.  This is the movie that make Bing Crosby a movie star as well as a singing star.

The follow-on to Going My Way, this is a forgotten, feel-good movie.
The follow-on to Going My Way, The Bells of St. Mary's is a forgotten, feel-good movie.

Bells of St. Mary’s is decidedly not a Christmas movie, but as wholesome family entertainment, this is great for the holiday season.

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" was first heard in Meet Me in St. Louis and became a hit for Judy Garland and others.

Meet Me in St. Louis is a movie that is NOT about Christmas, but it ends at Christmas and featured a hit single, “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.”  Apparently if a movie ends at Christmastime, it is often considered a Christmas movie.

Another example of a movie that has nothing to do with Christmas, ends at Christmastime, and is considered a Christmas movie.

The Little Drummer Boy has a clear Christmas message.
The Little Drummer Boy has a clear Christmas message.

The Little Drummer boy has a clear Christmas message.  While not as enjoyable as some of the other Rankin Bass movies, it is nonetheless well worth the time to watch it.

A Year Without a Santa Claus portrays Santa in a little better light than Rudolph.

A really forgotten game, It Happened on 5th Avenue takes place at Christmas and has a heartwarming feel.

It Happened on 5th Avenue is a terrific, though forgotten, film.  It involves a group of (oddball) strangers who meet around Christmastime in New York City, work through their troubles, change for the better, do nice things for each other, etc.  If you haven’t see this movie, you are missing a really great movie.

Miracle on 34th Street is a heartwarming tale that not only takes place at Christmas, but has a pretty good warm Christmas feeling about it.

There have been a few remakes of this classic, but none match the original.  Based on a short story, this a fun movie about a man who thinks he is Santa Claus and all the things he does to help a number of people.

The Home Alone series has no Christmas message, per se, but they take place during the Christmas season. Is that enough?
How the Grinch Stole Christmas is a classic cartoon with a solid Christmas message.
A Christmas Story is a hilarious and nostalgic look at Christmas through the eyes of a child.

A Christmas Story was a sleeper when it first came to theaters.  It has become a classic staple in our house — despite Ted Turner showing it for 24 hours on Christmas day and threatening to over play it as they did with It’s a Wonderful Life.

The Santa Clause is a modern Christmas movie with good messages and a feel good ending.

Though revolving around the secular, rather than religious, meaning of Christmas, the first two movies in this series are solid family entertainment.  This movie was nice in the way it explained a lot of the Santa mythos.

Christmas in Connecticut has always been a Christmas favorite for me -- though not my kids.

Christmas in Connecticut is a largely forgotten gem in the vein of the screwball comedy.  Involving secrets, hidden identities, an overbearing boss, some fun character actors, and a happy ending, we’ve always considered this a Christmas movie.  Though Christmas is in the title, the fact that it takes place during the Christmas season and involves some celebrations and traditions, makes it clearly a Christmas movie in my book.  Don’t waste your time with the 1970’s remake; see the original.

Christmas Vacation is a very funny movie that takes place at Christmas, but not suitable for younger viewers.
Christmas Vacation is a very funny movie that takes place at Christmas, but not suitable for younger viewers.

Christmas Vacation has many hilarious scenes, but it is not appropriate for younger kids.  Now that my kids are older, this has become a holiday seasons staple. The Christmas message is a little light, but Chevy Chase is trying to make a special Christmas for his family as he goes through a number of slapstick misadventures.

As with all animated shorts by Big Idea Productions, The Toy that Saved Christmas has a strong religious message.

The Veggie Tales videos were originally sold only in Christian book stores but are widely available now.  This one and Rack, Shack, and Benny are my two favorites.  This one is about a group of kids — and a toy, named Buzzsaw Louie — trying to find the true meaning of Christmas.  The whole series of Veggies Tales videos are good for both adults and kids.

The Lemon Drop kid introduced the song "Silver Bells."

Another forgotten gem, The Lemon Drop kids, based on a Damon Runyon story, is about a confidence man who is down on his luck and comes up with a scheme to dress up as Santa and collect money on street corners.  The movie has an ending not unlike the Capra classic Lady for a Day.  This movie also introduced the world to the Christmas song “Silver Bells.”

The Bishop's Wife as a five-star, wonderful movie.

Saving probably the best for last, if you haven’t seen this gem, you are again missing out.  The movie centers around a bishop and his wife who are visited by an angel around Christmastime.  In the end, the Bishop realizes that even he has lost sight of the true meaning of Christmas and family.  There are a number of memorable scenes.  Unlike modern movies this is not about action.  Listen to the dialog.  There is a lot of depth to this film.

So, I started out trying to answer the question,”What makes a movie a Christmas movie.”  Along the way, I highlighted some of my favorite Christmas films, but I’m not sure I answered the question.  While I have enjoyed movies like Elf and Jingle All the Way, I didn’t highlight them in this missive.  I suppose for me, a Christmas movie needs to be family friendly, have a positive message, and largely take place at Christmastime.  While movies like Meet Me in St. Louis and It’s a Wonderful Life are terrific, family friendly films, I’ve never considered them Christmas movies, but perhaps I should.  For me Christmas movies must be the kind of heartwarming, uplifting, sometimes tear-jerking movies that help you get in the “Christmas mood.”  Though March of the Wooden Soldiers has little to do with Christmas, we watch it every year at Christmastime.  Perhaps it is the naiveté of innocence of these films that make them Christmas movies.  So maybe the fact that we can enjoy that innocence year after year as a family is what makes them Christmas movies.  In the same way that many “Christmas songs” are really winter songs that have little, if anything to do with Christmas but help you get in the Christmas mood, maybe that’s what makes Christmas in Connecticut, The Bishop’s Wife, and A Christmas Carol “Christmas movies,” even though they don’t explicitly talk about the true meaning of Christmas or even the secular mythology of Santa Claus.

My kids will soon be moving out and starting their own lives on their own.  We’ll only see them on holidays and the occasional visit.  Our life will be different — and not all in good ways.  But I’ll bet when she get together at Christmas, the movies I highlighted above will be part of our holiday activities.

Are Outfits from Sci Fi Outlandish?

Publicity shots of Anne Francis from Forbidden Planet
Publicity shots of Anne Francis from Forbidden Planet

I used to think that the women’s outfits in science fiction movies were outlandish and that women wouldn’t dress like that in real file.  While they were sexy, these outfits never seemed very practical.  (I still think that chainmail bikinis are absurd, but lately I’ve begun to think that the outfits in the science fiction movies and shows of the 1950’s through 1970’s foreshadowed today’s fashion in the same way that the Star Trek communicator foreshadowed flip cell phones.) My kids go to a school that requires a uniform in which the girls’ skirts are at a modest length.  What do these teenage girls do?  They “roll” their skirts, rolling up the waist band to raise their skirts three or four inches higher than the dress code requires.  And as soon as school gets out, the girls start waltzing around the malls in outfits more fitting for prostitutes than high school girls.

Sample of 1940's fashions, which continued to get more attractive for about 15 years.
Sample of 1940's fashions, which continued to get more attractive for about 15 years

I will admit that my tastes are a bit dated.  I think the pinnacle of womens’ fashions was reached in the 1940’s and 1950’s.  This post is not meant to offer an opinion that the world is going to Hell, but just to point out that I had a recent epiphany.  Fashions that I thought were ridiculous (though often alluring) in old science fiction movies and television shows were probably not that ridiculous after all.

Here’s what I mean.  In the far future, would women want to wander around in outfits like this?

Examples of miniskirts from Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, and Forbidden Planet
Examples of miniskirts from Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, and Forbidden Planet

Or this?

Erin Grey publicity still from the second season of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Erin Grey publicity still from the second season of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century

Well, I did a quick search for “skirts” using Bing and looking at “reputable” Web stores, like Target.com.  I wasn’t looking at porn sites or Fredericks of Hollywood, but below is what I found.  Without looking hard, I found these examples below.  People must be buying them!

Really short skirts from "reputable" places like Target.com and other on-line catalogs
Really short skirts from "reputable" places like Target.com and other on-line catalogs

These are outfits I’ve seen girls wearing at shopping malls or social events with their buddies.  Admittedly, these are not outfits I have seen worn by professional women in office settings, but they are outfits worn in public.

So how about form-fitting outfits like this one?  As sexy as this is, would women really wear such a thing except while scuba diving in cold water?

Jet pack girl
Jet pack girl

Or these…

Some random female science fiction outfits
Some random female science fiction outfits

Again, a quick Web search found these examples:

Examples of form-fitting outfits for a quick Google search using the key word "legging"
Examples of form-fitting outfits for a quick Google search using the key word "legging"

Frankly, I have never understood women wearing leggings that leave nothing to the imagination and then wearing seven layers of long shirts and coverups.  Why not just wear something a bit more modest?

Or how about see-through blouses?  Aside from the odd phenomenon in which women reveal more leg and cleavage in formal affairs than in other settings, no one would wear those in public, would they?

Is the see-through blouse from the UFO science fiction series outlandish? See examples of see-through outfits that some are buying to wear in public.
Is the see-through blouse from the UFO science fiction series outlandish? See examples of see-through outfits that some are buying to wear in public.

Except for the purple outfit, which I think is meant for someone on the prowl at a dance club, the other three outfits are things I have seen in stores and other public places.  As someone on the downhill side of 50, there are things I know not to wear anymore; however, most of the women I seen wearing these outfits in public are NOT fashion models from catalogs who can pull off these looks, but they wear them anyway.  So those costume designers were prescient after all!  (By the way, the costume designer for the UFO show pictures above was a woman.)

Another view of Anne Francis from a Forbidden Planet publicity still
Another view of Anne Francis from a Forbidden Planet publicity still

So the next time you are oggling Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine), Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troi), Gates McFadden (Dr. Crusher), Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia), Anne Francis (Altaira Morbius), Erin Gray (Wilma Deering), or some other science fiction heroine, thinking, “Wow, the twenty-fifth century will be great!” remember that the twenty-fifth century might not be that far off with respect to women’s fashions.

Wow!  The twenty-fifth century will be great!
Wow! The twenty-fifth century is great!

Eight Year of Senior Leader Professional Development Events

Map of "Four Corners" used for this training event
Map of "Four Corners" used for this training event

This past Thursday, a group of the HAWKs took time off work, retirement, and/or daily activities to travel to western Maryland to a professional development event for the 114th Signal Battalion.  This is the eighth such event that we have helped run.  Each year gets more and more sophisticated.  This year Sam Fuson orchestrated an event for 54 officers, NCOs, and civilian staff.  We couldn’t think of a historical battle for which we had enough troops that would get 54 players into the action, so we hit on the idea of running the same battle six times.  We still didn’t have enough troops, so we decided to run the same battle in six historical periods and make the technology differences and how those impacted tactics part of the learning objectives.  I was pushing for Lake Trasimene (Romans vs. Carthaginians), but Sam suggested Quatre Bras.  While the tactical situation is quite interesting, I was a little worried about some players sitting around for a couple of hours waiting for their troops to come onto the table.  We set up a greatly accelerated arrival schedule for both sides.  (Above is the stylized map we used for this event.)

Dave setting up the (Napoleonic) battle
Dave setting up the (Napoleonic) battle

We felt it was important to disguise the battle.  We didn’t tell anyone this was based on Quatre Bras.  We called it “Four Corners.”  We did this, because one of the learning objectives was tactical problem solving.  We felt that if the players knew the battle, they might research it and come into the game with pre-conceived notions and plans.  Even for the Napoleonic version (game mastered by Dave Wood, USMA 1984, using Fate of Battle: Look, Sarge, No Charts: Napoleonic Wars), we substituted Austrians for the British to help disguise the battle.

Ed, Geoff, and Ed setting up the (Civil War) battle
Ed, Geoff, and Ed setting up the (Civil War) battle

Eric Schlegel ran “Four Corners” with Union troops substituted for the French and the Confederate troops substituted for the British.  As Eric pointed out, with the accelerated reinforcement schedule, this was a very hard scenario for the attackers (the French in the original battle).  For the Civil War version, we used A Union So Tested: Look, Sarge, No Charts: American Civil War.

Duncan setting up the (WWI) battle
Duncan setting up the (WWI) battle

Duncan Adams ran Four Corners as an early WWI battle with the French as the attackers and the Germans as the defenders.  For this battle, Duncan used his mashup of Look, Sarge, No Charts: WWII and A Union So Tested.

Kurt providing instruction during the (73 War) battle
Kurt providing instruction during the (73 War) battle

Kurt Schlegel setting up his 73 Arab-Israeli War version of the scenario using Look, Sarge, No Charts:  WWII.  The large patch of woods on the table was converted to an orchard that didn’t slow movement as much as it did on the other tables.  He also replaced the stream with the ditch you can see running down the middle of the table.  The French at Quatre Bras were replaced by Syrians, with Israelis substituting for the British.

Duncan providing instruction to the players in the (WWI) battle
Duncan providing instruction to the players in the (WWI) battle

I floated from table to table, taking notes, providing some hints to the players, making sure that all the games were run consistently.  As usual, the players generally caught onto the rules with little difficulty.  Very few of the players had ever played war-games before — except for those who participated in these yearly events.  There were a few who still needed hand holding by the end of the game, but by and large, they managed to become self supporting after a few turns.

Chris setting up the (War of the Rose) battle
Chris setting up the (War of the Rose) battle

Chris Palmer ran Four Corners as a battle during the War of the Roses using Bear Yourselves Valiantly: Look, Sarge, No Charts: Fantasy, Ancient, and Mediaeval.

Eric setting up the (Civil War) battle
Eric setting up the (Civil War) battle

Eric Schlegel and Ed Duffy ran the Civil War version of Four Corners with A Union So Tested.

Ed Duffy setting up the (Civil War) battle
Ed Duffy setting up the (Civil War) battle

In each scenario, there were five victory points.  Victory went to the side that controlled 3 or more points by the end of the game.  These victory points were represented by flags on the table that Sam made for all the tables.  Initially four flags were in possession of the defender.  One was placed in Quatre Bras, one was placed in the small woods near Quatre Bras just west of the north-south road.  The third was placed on the small hill along the east-west road, just east of Quatre Bras.  The fourth was placed on the large hill south of Quatre Bras.  The fifth victory point was based on casualties; the side that lost the fewest bases during the battle was awarded the fifth point.  Initially the four on-table flags were those of the defenders’ countries.  When captured by the attackers, the flags were changed to that of the attackers’ countries.  This provided a visual indication of how the battle was developing.

A view of the (WWI) battle
A view of the (WWI) battle

This was a pretty easy fight or the defenders, so the defenders’ commanders had pretty simple schemes of maneuver.  Still, only about half of them planned for a reserve.  Most just shoved reinforcements into the fight near where they arrived.

A view of the (Napoleonic) battle
A view of the (Napoleonic) battle

It was interesting to see how each of the attackers had somewhat different schemes of maneuver.  In some cases their main effort was to push up the center where most of the victory points were placed on the map — but where the defender was strongest.  In other cases, they planned to push through the large woods to accrue the benefits of cover and concealment.  The slow movement through the woods — particularly in the earlier historical periods — made this a difficult maneuver to execute.  In the WWI game, which had the least mobile forces, the attacker wanted to try a double envelopment around both flanks!  Finally, some decided to move around their right where the enemy was weakest in an attempt to take Quatre Bras from behind.

A view of the (Civil War) battle
A view of the (Civil War) battle

One of the players shouted “Whoever designed this game should be shot!” half way through the event.  He was expressing frustration at the fact that he could see the whole battlefield but his units couldn’t spot the enemy and didn’t always do what he wanted.  I think by the end, he saw the realism of the game’s mechanics.

Serious planning during the (War of the Roses) battle
Serious planning during the (War of the Roses) battle

On the War of the Roses table, the attacking commander impressed us toward the end of the fight.  His left was crumbling, but he decided to focus on the objective, Quatre Bras, and have the remnants of his left flank conduct a delaying action without reinforcements.  He sent his reinforcements (mounted knights) up the center.  Unfortunately his knights got bogged down pushing up the large hill (friction inflicted on him by the game’s activation mechanics), so he didn’t have the success he deserved.  I’ve see a lot of long-time gamers make the mistakes of reinforcing failure or losing focus the objective.  It was neat to see a professional military officer do it right.

Dave instructing some soldiers during the (Napoleonic) battle
Dave instructing some soldiers during the (Napoleonic) battle

I just retired from the Army after 28.5 years plus four years as a cadet.  There are days when I miss the camaraderie of soldiers.  These annual events are fun for me to be around soldiers, their friendly trash talk and banter, and their general attitudes.

The German left late in the (WWII) battle as the Germans work their way around the French right
The German left late in the (WWII) battle as the Germans work their way around the French right

Sam Fuson and Geoff Graff ran the WWII version of the battle with Look, Sarge, No Charts: WWII.  The Germans took the role of the French at Quatre Bras, and the French took the role of the British.

The Israeli right flank during the (73 War) battle
The Israeli right flank during the (73 War) battle

The final scorecard:  The attackers won 3:2 on the WWII and Arab-Israeli War tables.  The attackers lost on all the other tables.  I think the scenario, while still hard, was easier for attackers with modern maneuver capabilities.  Despite Israeli air support, the Syrians maneuvered through the orchard.  They captured the two flags on the hills south and east of town, had maneuvered north of Quatre Bras, and with more time might have taken the town from the Israelis.

Chris and one of the NCOs climbing on the table to access some troops
Chris and one of the NCOs climbing on the table to access some troops

From the standpoint of executing the event, we forgot that the VFW where we played has 8-foot long tables.  The standard gaming table is only six feet across to allow easy access to move troops in the center of the table.  We made the decision to use 8×10 tables and leave some “white space” on the sides.  This made it very hard to reach troops in the center of the table — where most of the action was occurring.  Next year, I think we should find a historical battle that we can play on a table five feet deep and 16 feet across.  This will allow each reach to the center of the table and provide lots of lateral maneuver room.

The French right late in the (Napoleonic) battle
The French right late in the (Napoleonic) battle
War of the Roses battle in full swing
War of the Roses battle in full swing
A chubby old guy conducting the after action review
A chubby old Army retiree conducting the after action review

After the battles were over, I conducted an after action review where I tried to tease out some lessons.  We reviewed the principles of war (mass, objective, offensive, surprise, economy of force, maneuver, unity of command, security, and simplicity) and how to apply them on the tabletop.  I pointed out good and bad examples of many of these principles that I saw during the battles.  I also tried to emphasize that the defender must still have a scheme of maneuver and cannot be just passive.  Next year, I think we should find a battle in which the attacker has the advantage and the defender has to be aggressive to win.

Feedback from the participants was good.  I think this was a very successful event.  The HAWKs, including three new participants (Duncan, Kurt, and Geoff) had a good time.  We must be doing something good, because they keep inviting us back!

 

G.A.M.E.R. at Fall In 2014

Commandos were busy shooting up a squad of German infantry in the woods
Commandos were busy shooting up a squad of German infantry in the woods

I ran GAMER again at Fall In.  Interested readers can search on GAMER or G.A.M.E.R. in my blog to see entries that describe the development process for these rules.   In general, I was happy with the way the rules played.  We had one or two players who couldn’t seem to get the hang of the card-based combat mechanism, but most did.  The games flowed pretty quickly and smoothly.

The Cigar Box Battles mat with just a building and a couple of hedges on it for scale
The Cigar Box Battles mat with just a building and a couple of hedges on it for scale

Cory Ring of Cigar Box Battles sent me one of their wargaming terrain mat products.  These are beautiful terrain mats printed fleece.  Even with the roads printed on them (not all have roads), they are quite flexible.  Many, many people came by to look at the terrain.  One of the things that I like is that, being made of fleece, they drape over hills without annoying wrinkles.

The Cigar Box Battle mat after I added hills, trees, and other details
The Cigar Box Battle mat after I added hills, trees, and other details

Here is what it looked like after I added all the rest of the terrain bits.  I think the overall effect is quite good.  If I have any complaints, I think that this particular mat may be too woody.  I had to lay out some other felt bits to cover up some of the trees to provide fields of fire for small arms to make the WWII game more interesting.  They have many different designs, including snow, desert, stars, woodland (with roads), and woodland (without roads).  Lately they have begun making mats based on actual historical battles.  I THINK that this mat is one of two for the first day of Gettysburg.

Partisan advancing through the woods in my first GAMER event of the convention
Partisan advancing through the woods in my first GAMER event of the convention

I ran two iterations of GAMER on the same terrain.  One involved British commandos and French partisans trying to rescue a captured British general from a farm house.  The second was a meeting engagement between an American platoon and a German platoon.

Commandos advance into the courtyard to rescue the British general
Commandos advance into the courtyard to rescue the British general

The commandos advanced slowly toward the farmhouse.  The partisans took the slow route through the woods, but despite that, they made it into the farmhouse first.  They beelined upstairs and got involved in a swirling melee for three or four turns with the Germans on the second floor.  In the end, the British/French force got a narrow upper hand, and I judged that the general had been rescued.

Later in the fight. We took off the top floor of the farm house to better resolve the melee between partisans and Germans.
Later in the fight. We took off the top floor of the farm house to better resolve the melee between partisans and Germans.
Waiting to start the second GAMER iteration of the convention
Waiting to start the second GAMER iteration of the convention
American paratroopers advancing along a path in the second GAMER iteration
American paratroopers advancing along a path in the second GAMER iteration

I still have a number of details to work out, but I’ll get there.  They still aren’t as fast or fun as I had hoped, so I keep tinkering with them.  I am using the activation mechanism from Battles by GASLIGHT and the Look, Sarge family of rules, but I keep hoping to come up with something even better.

I’m having fun with the rules, and most of the people who have tried it ask me when they might be available for sale.  I’m pretty fed up with British magazines giving short shrift to all rules American (without actually playing even one game with the rules) and there being no US magazines in which to get reviews.  The TMP crowd is full of folks who generally don’t do anything themselves except criticize the efforts of other, better men (look up The Man in the Arena speech by Teddy Roosevelt).  I don’t have sock puppets.  The one time I asked members of the GASLIGHT Yahoo group to go to Board Game Geek and write about the rules, good or bad, only one person did so, and he spent a page going into gory detail about how much he disliked the new Compendium.  So, I don’t think I am going to go through the pain of writing these up for commercial publication.  I have written over a dozen sets of rules for publication, but only GASLIGHT has been even remotely successful, despite the fact that I think many of them were quite innovative in their day.  I am really proud of the Look, Sarge family of rules, but they really haven’t gotten any popular or critical note.  I have gotten tired of beating my head against a wall.  Right now, I’m just having fun solving one development problem at a time with no deadlines.  They’re shaping up nicely, but they are a long way from good yet.

Random Pictures of HAWKs Room Games at Fall In 2014

Setting up the dungeon crawl
Setting up the dungeon crawl

As usual, the HAWKs ran a rich selection of both historical and non-historical games at Fall In.  In this post, I will show a number of pictures of our games without any narrative.

Tank's Romans vs. Carthaginians game
Tank's Romans vs. Carthaginians game with Bear Yourselves Valiantly
Eric getting started with his Wild West Dr. Who game
Eric getting started with his Wild West Dr. Who game using Blood and Swash
A close-up of one of Duncan's War of 1812 games
A close-up of Duncan's War of 1812 Bladensburg game using Wellington Rules
Battleground WWII run by Don Hogge
Battleground WWII run by Don Hogge

A dust storm kicks up in Eric's Dr. Who game
A dust storm kicks up in Eric's Dr. Who game
Dave introduced many young gamers to Bear Yourselves Valiantly at Fall In
Dave introduced many young gamers to Bear Yourselves Valiantly at Fall In

Dave turned out to be the HAWKS “iron marshal” at Fall In this year.  He ran FIVE full games at Fall In.  All Saturday he had a table set up at which he ran BOTH at Fate of Battle (Napoleonic Wars) and Bear Yourselves Valiantly (Fantasy, Ancients, and Mediaeval) AT THE SAME TIME.  He was ably assisted by David Schlegel and Geoff Graff for much of the day.

The initial set up of Teaguen-Hausen, showing the Austrian advanced guard poised to lock horns with Davout's III Corps
The initial set up of Teaguen-Hausen, showing the Austrian advanced guard poised to lock horns with Davout's III Corps. This game used Fate of Battle rules.
Geoff's Look, Sarge, No Charts: WWII game
Geoff's Look, Sarge, No Charts: WWII game
Dave running demonstration games of Bear Yourselves Valiantly
Dave running demonstration games of Bear Yourselves Valiantly
Infantry in the open in Don's Battleground WWII game
Infantry in the open in Don's Battleground WWII game
The museum office in Greg's Dr. Who A Night at the Museum game using the Dr. Who Miniatures Game rules
The museum office in Greg's Dr. Who A Night at the Museum game using the Dr. Who Miniatures Game rules
Early in the battle of Teaguen-Hausen using Fate of Battle
Early in the battle of Teaguen-Hausen using Fate of Battle
Duncan setting up Bladensburg
Duncan setting up Bladensburg
Kurt Schlegel running his A Union So Test American Civil War game
Kurt Schlegel running his A Union So Test American Civil War game
A night attack before New Orleans, 1815, using Wellington Rules
A night attack before New Orleans, December 1814, using Wellington Rules
Don supervising his groupies during a Battleground WWII game
Don supervising his groupies during a Battleground WWII game
Dave and another Bear Yourselves Valiantly demonstration game
Dave and another Bear Yourselves Valiantly demonstration game
Fire as She Bears!
Fire as She Bears!
A broad view of Greg's Dr. Who A Night at the Museum game
A broad view of Greg's Dr. Who A Night at the Museum game
Tank supervising his Fire as She Bears naval game
Tank supervising his Fire as She Bears naval game
David Schlegel's game based on The Hunger Games
David Schlegel's game based on The Hunger Games
Dave running more Bear Yourselves Valiantly demonstration games
Dave running more Bear Yourselves Valiantly demonstration games
The Battle of Five Armies
The Battle of Five Armies
Chris showing off his copy of Bear Yourselves Valiantly. We released this new and exciting set of rules at Fall In.
Chris showing off his copy of Bear Yourselves Valiantly. We released this new and exciting set of rules at Fall In.
Teaguen-Hausen in full swing
Teaguen-Hausen in full swing
A close view of Duncan's New Orleans game
A close view of Duncan's New Orleans game
Chris running The Battle of Five Armies with Bear Yourselves Valiantly
Chris running The Battle of Five Armies with Bear Yourselves Valiantly
Another view of Bladensburg
Another view of Night Operations prior to the Battle of New Orleans

 

Armies for Kids 2015 Gets Underway

For the past several years, the HAWKs have been putting together painted armies, running games for kids at Historicon, and giving the painted armies away to the kids (ten and under).  The first year we gave away AWI armies.  In other years we’ve given away Seven Years War, Napoleonic, and Civil War armies.  This year we will actually run two games and give away two sets of armies.  The first is 40mm ACW, and we are getting a lot of help on that project from generous volunteers.  The second is 20mm WWII (US vs. Germans).  In November the HAWKs are going to have their first painting day, so in preparation, I glued the US forces to popsicle sticks and sprayed them khaki.  The picture above shows most, but not all, of the US figures.

Blood and LARP at Barrage 2014

The swashbucklers before the brawl
The swashbucklers before the brawl

As Barrage 2014 was winding down, we set up a “barroom” ala Blood and Swash for some semi-LARP-ing.  The basic idea was to replicate the pirate tavern brawls and Jennifer, Chris, and I run using Blood and Swash with the HAWKs as the figures.  Note in the picture above that we used foam koozies as beer mugs.  We put koozies, paper plates, tables, and chairs around the playing area.

Sammy's early musket shot takes out Tom before he even had a chance to do anything exciting.
Sammy's early musket shot takes out Tom before he even had a chance to do anything exciting.

There were four swashbucklers in the game, and they were assigned additional players to be on their teams.  Each swashbuckler was assigned a suit of cards.  I pulled cards and announced the suit.  The swashbuckler would then determine which of his team members would act.

Kurt and William display their fencing skills.
Kurt and William display their fencing skills.
Rob accosts Sammy.
Rob accosts Sammy.

In Blood and Swash tavern fights the objective generally is to get a treasure chest full of gold out of the tavern.  It is every player for himself, with each player controlling three or four figures.  This game was no different.

A three-way fight between Sammy, Rob, and Chris.
A three-way fight between Sammy, Rob, and Chris.
Rob is victorious against Sammy; Eric attempts to dodge a musket ball from behind.
Rob is victorious against Sammy; Eric attempts to dodge a musket ball from behind.

We used standard Blood and Swash rules.  Each player was given a card with pre-rolled stats (Slug, Shoot, Sword, Save, and Hit Points).  In Blood and Swash, figures are in one of four categories from swashbuckler (best) to men at arms (worst).  For our LARP event, the more dressed up the players were, the better their character type.  Equipped with foam swords, Nerf guns, and other accouterments, we launched into the game.

Jennifer the pirate meets her doom.
Jennifer the pirate meets her doom. Note the fallen "beer mug" and the spill marker cut from a cheap shower curtain.
Bill and Chris fight over William's dead body.
Bill and Chris fight over William's dead body.

Sword play, shoving attacks, and fisticuffs were handled with the GM (me) calling out die rolls, which the players compared to their stats to determine success or failure of the action.  Throwing and shooting was accomplished by players physically throwing mugs or plates and firing Nerf guns.  As in Blood and Swash, reloading took four actions.

Rob attempts to take the chest as Geoff considers his alternatives
Rob attempts to take the chest as Geoff considers his alternatives
After killing Rob, Geoff prepare to leap over his body to take the chest out of the bar.
After killing Rob, Geoff prepare to leap over his body to take the chest out of the bar.

The participants, observers (HAWKs not participating in the game), and GM all had a terrific time.  All of the things that make Blood and Swash fun, such as people slipping on spilled beer, dropping swords, and leaping over tables, chairs, and bodies, all occurred in this game.  The HAWKs are already talking about how to make this better next year.  I suspect at a minimum more people will develop costumes so that they get better characters.

Geoff brought a fist to a sword fight.
Geoff brought a fist to a sword fight. It didn't work.
A protracted sword fight...
A protracted sword fight...
Chris bends down to pick up his dropped sword as he faces William amidst the growing pile of dead bodies near the chest and the exit.
Chris bends down to pick up his dropped sword as he faces William amidst the growing pile of dead bodies near the chest and the exit.
The victor!
The victor!

As Elton John said, “Saturday is all right for fighting!”

Barrage 2014 Was Another Huge Success

"Argh!" Geoff says, "If you did't attend Barrage, you're a scurvy bilge rat!"
“Argh!” Geoff says, “If you did’t attend Barrage, you’re a scurvy bilge rat!”

Barrage 2014 was another major success.  We had a record or near-record number of attendees and 16 tables full of game that ran from 0900 until after 2100.  Again Age of Glory and On Military Matters came and set up dealer tables.  We had to set up additional flea market tables on they fly to handle the demand.  The Flames of War tournament had 18 competitors, 17 of whom were pre-registered.  Once again we had a successful snack bar that provided hot dogs, drinks, pizza, and other food and snacks throughout the day at a reasonable cost.  For additional information about Barrage, you can check out http://www.bucksurdu.com/Buck_Surdu/Barrage.html.  The breadth of events was quite good, with games spanning the ancient period through modern Afghanistan.  Below are some pictures from the event.

Jeff Wiltrout's soccer game in full swing
Jeff Wiltrout’s soccer game in full swing

Several of the HAWKs enjoyed this interesting soccer game.

Chris Palmer's 100 Years War battle
Chris Palmer's 100 Years War battle
Roxanne Patton's Bataan game
Roxanne Patton's Bataan game
A view of some flea market tables
A view of some flea market tables
Rob Dean's dark ages game
Rob Dean's dark ages game
Battlegroup Kursk
Daniel Erdman's Command Decision game
Beau Geste by Ed Watts
Beau Geste by Ed Watts
Muskets and Tomahawks demonstration games
Muskets and Tomahawks demonstration games
Noah Guibault's Dungeon Hack and a somewhat long view of the gaming area
Noah Guibault's Dungeon Hack and a somewhat long view of the gaming area
Dave Wood's battle of Orthiez (1814)
Dave Wood's battle of Orthiez (1814)
Daniel Erdman's Command Decision game
Battlegroup Kursk
Tim Tilson's Sangshak scenario
Tim Tilson's Sangshak scenario
Eric Schlegle's ACW kids game.  As the number of kids was small, his game ended up with mostly adults.  This picture also shows a bit of a long shot of the gaming area.
Eric Schlegle's ACW kids game. As the number of kids was small, his game ended up with mostly adults. This picture also shows a bit of a long shot of the gaming area.
War Rocket kids game
My War Rocket kids game
Norman Dean's "Encounter at Jebora"
Norman Dean's "Encounter at Jebora"
Two opponents in the Flames of War tournament
Two opponents in the Flames of War tournament
Geoff Graff's Lego pirate barroom brawl
Geoff Graff's Lego pirate barroom brawl

As usual, we have a dedicate table established for games targeted at younger gamers.  Although the number of younger gamers was lower than we would have liked, the kids who participated all had a great time.

A lull in the action at the snack counter
A lull in the action at the snack counter
Mike Byrne's Force on Force game with Chechens vs. Russians
Mike Byrne's Force on Force game with Chechens vs. Russians
Brian Cantwell's ancient naval game
Brian Cantwell's ancient naval game
Kurt Schlegel's battle of Corinth game using A Union So Tested
Kurt Schlegel's battle of Corinth game using A Union So Tested
My G.A.M.E.R. WWII skirmish game
My G.A.M.E.R. WWII skirmish game

My WWII skirmish was a bit of a surprise.  I planned the game for 6 players, and I wasn’t sure if the game would fill with an 1800 start time.  Not only did the game fill, but I had to add troops at the last minute to make room for 10 players.  I think the games as quite successful.  People keep asking me when the rules will be available for purchase.  I have been developing this for myself, and having just finished the three-year slog to get Bear Yourselves Valiantly ready for publication, I’m not sure I’m ready for another rules publishing project.  WWII skirmish is a crowded field, with Force on Force and Bolt Action being the big players with hard cover books and a lot of marketing oomph.  Too Fat Lardies have the UK market sewn up.  I’m just not ready to try to suffer the slings an arrows of biased reviews and TMP sock puppets right now.

 

Ocean City for Labor Day

One of many impressive examples of "sand castle" art along the boardwalk
One of many impressive examples of "sand castle" art along the boardwalk

Despite taking the family on a rim-to-rim hike of the Grand Canyon and two weeks in Alaska, I was informed that I was a failure because we didn’t visit the beach all Summer.  Frankly, I’m not a huge fan of the beach, but the next thing I knew we were spending a huge wad of cash to visit Ocean City for the long weekend.

Candy and me being lifted into the air
Candy and me being lifted into the air

A highlight of the weekend was a spur-of-the-moment parasailing adventure.

Sam and Tom going airborne
Sam and Tom going airborne

We also bought tickets for all we could play miniature golf.  Over the four and a half courses we played, we had a record 20 holes in one!

Masters of Miniature Golf ca. 1814 (or perhaps 2014)
Masters of Miniature Golf ca. 1914 (or perhaps 2014)
Chips off the old blocks
Chips off the old blocks
Larry, Moe, and Curly
Larry, Moe, and Curly

We spent both evenings walking up and down the boardwalk, had some nice meals, and generally had a good time.  Considering this is the last big weekend of Summer at the beach, the crowds weren’t nearly as bad as I expected.  It was a nice way to spend the weekend.

Ugh!
Ugh!

 

Revised Vehicle Record Sheet for G.A.M.E.R.

Revised Vehicle Record Sheet for G.A.M.E.R.
Revised Vehicle Record Sheet for G.A.M.E.R.

In the past two weeks I’ve had a chance to run two GAMER events with vehicles.  As mentioned in an earlier post, the infantry rules are pretty solid.  We find some interesting nuance from time to time that must be addressed, but the infantry rules are largely complete.   As a result of recent play test, I have been able to streamline the vehicle hit resolution procedure, think about terrain effects on vehicle hits, and redesign the vehicle record card, getting it from two 3×5 cards down to two.

In the low-resolution version (in which each figure in a squad has all the same attributes, a double-sided 3×5 card is need for an infantry squad (shown below).  A vehicle requires one of these double-sided cards for the crew and a double-sided card (shown above) for the vehicle.

Current version of a low-resolution infantry record sheet
Current version of a low-resolution infantry record sheet